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David Harrington6
It's really all about you.
You probably won't want to get one for yourself or your friends either. Being so simple, it could be construed as unbelievable.
Maybe you could create a campaign that said, "Stay away because it's all mine" and not share.
That wouldn't be right. Yet it is absolutely possible and probable at the same and completely different times.
It's really like the best of both worlds for possibilities.
Wouldn't you agree?
They may never know... So sad.
Franto Hruz16
Online Income Systems Development
Can I oder one for each of my many friends locally & around the world? I have so many friends in China & India. Most of them don't even know I exist ...