A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22

FATTENING SEASON McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals... You know they fatten them up and then kill them.... You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it? - Jay Leno. American comedian ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIVORCE DETERRENT A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."