A customer was at restaurant when he suddenly realized that he desperately needed to pass gas. The m

A customer was at a restaurant when he suddenly realized that he desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so he timed his "gaseous emissions" with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, he started to feel better. He finished his coffee, and then noticed that everybody was staring at him.... At this point he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.