Boys Will Be Boys BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke.

Boys Will Be Boys BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke. BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? BOY : What time was it?? GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? Man : You remind me of the sea. Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? Man : NO, because you make me sick. Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake? Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two. Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm comfortably seated. Lily : So what do you do? Sam : I close my eyes.