THINGS TO PONDER * If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

THINGS TO PONDER * If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? * Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? * One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. * Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? * How do you keep a blonde at home? You build a circular driveway.