When a Cop Pulls You Over, Never Say These Things:

1) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me. 2) So uh, you on the take or what? 3) Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 4) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 5) Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 6) I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.