A woman not that young has a heart attack and ends up in the hospital. On the surgery table, near de

A woman not that young has a heart attack and ends up in the hospital. On the surgery table, near death, she goes through an experience. She sees God and asks: "Has my hour arrived?" "God responds: "No, you have 43 years, 2 months and 8 days." When she awakes, she decides to stay in the hospital and have her face redone, liposuction, collagen injection in her... lips, bigger breasts, the works... She figured it was worth it. When it's over, she gets out of the hospital, crosses the street and is hit by a truck. In Heaven, furious, she asks the Lord: "What is a joke??? I was supposed to live more than 40 years!!! Why didn't you arrange for that truck to avoid me?" The Lord responds: "I swear to God, I hadn't recognized you!"