MONEY SITUATIONS Jim: Why is money called dough? Dan: Because we all knead it. -----------------

MONEY SITUATIONS Jim: Why is money called dough? Dan: Because we all knead it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jim: Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Dan: She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jim: What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? Dan: There was money in the kitty. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dan: Now, have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? Jim: No! Tell me about it. Dan: It smells of $100 dollar bills.