Husbands, Wives and Weight

Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Why do married men gain weight while bachelors do not? Answer: Bachelors go the fridge, see nothing they want and go back to bed. Married men go to bed, see nothing they want and go to the fridge.