Some Questions and Observations

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. I you see a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it... say "Implants?" and QUICKLY take off - don't wait for the answer! Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?