Alcohol Warnings
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you're whispering when you're actually shouting.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.
Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you instead of AT you.

Comments (2)
Fred Mugone15
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@Philippe: Well, not really. I've always loved my beer - and always will. Moderation is key. These "warnings" always help to keep me in check - well, most of the time.
Philippe Moisan16
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You are such a party breaker, Fred :)