Men and Women. Same Species but Very Different

Two women friends chatting in the office: Woman #1: I had a fine evening, how was yours? Woman #2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours? Woman #1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit candles around the house and afterwards we talked for an hour. It was awesome... like a fairy-tale! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work: Husband #1: How was your evening? Husband #2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you? Husband #1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because the bill hadn't been paid; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We then had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home, remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all that, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour! It was horrible... a disaster!