Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Posted by Fred Mugone
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May 11, 2012
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* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. * Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. * Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. * The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. * The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. * A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Philippe Moisan
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Fred, you could star in the movie "The Shin Bone Collector", Denzel Washington made the first movie, IIRC :)

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Ian Begg
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Good stuff Fred, I'm always on the lookout for new funnies for the shift handover log where I work, keeps the crew smiling - thank you :-)

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Fred Mugone
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They really cracked me up, especially the one about the shin bone - I've had enough personal "experience" in that "department". If my shin bones could talk....

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Philippe Moisan
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Good ones, Fred, shared on FB ( regular and FanPage ), TW, G+ and SU, and APSense too :)

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