This Thing Called Marriage. Some Experiences (and Advice)
** Please note: these are intended as jokes. No hard feeling against anyone **
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." - Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henry Youngman
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they
just can't face each other, but still they stay together." - Hemant Joshi
For the guys: This is the ultimate test on who likes you more (between your spouse and your dog). Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you...
** Once again please note that these are intended as jokes. No hard feeling against anyone **
Comments (1)
Arthur Kerr-Sheppard...3
IT professional
To some marriage is a word, to others - a sentence.
If you want the last word in an argument with your wife - it probably be the first word in a new argument.
You don't have to agree with your wife - just don't show it.
One new wife decided that she would forgive only 10 faults of her new husband - each hour ! They are both happy.