Unintended Miscommunication...

A priest was in his room and realized that his rooster was missing. He decided to bring it up during the upcoming Sunday Mass. Right before the mass started, the priest asked, "Who has a cock?" All the men in the room stood up. The priest said "NO! NO! NO! Who has seen a cock?" All the women in the room stood up. The priest - now getting a bit uncomfortable, irritated and worked up - once again said "NO! NO! NO! Who has seen my cock?". All of the nuns stood up.