A Wry Look at Marriage

** A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating: Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man approached him and said, Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent? The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied: My wife's first husband. ** A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works !" ** Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde ** I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison ** When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. ** We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Anonymous ** She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Anonymous