HEARD IN A COURT OF LAW... Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Wh

HEARD IN A COURT OF LAW... Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?" Witness: "Picking them up in the air." Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?" Witness: "Attached to the ears."