I'm going to personally build you a money making website

You want to make money online, but you keep getting caught up in all of the technical stuff that goes along with starting an online business... HTML, CSS, FTP, PHP and a dozen other things you have to have to know to get a website online and making you money... right? Or, do you FINALLY feel like you've got things figured out, and as you are about to move forward on your dreams... You get ANOTHER email... from ANOTHER guru... telling you about the NEW shiny object of the day...