Life Story Laffs
Of Course Dogs Should Be Allowed In Bars! They're Only Human! LOL!
by Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Jeff Greene 
Online Marketing...
This was my response to a poll question from my friend, Crazy Nurse....
Considering the fact that a couple of drinks can turn some people into Werewolves, I thinks it's only fair!:)
Having been "in the biz", I can tell you that I have seen bar patrons:
1. Scratch and bite each other
2. Face down in a toilet
3. Howl and Growl at TV
4. Fight over the opposite sex
5. Hump a stranger's leg
6. Fart, Burp, Pee and Hurl all at once
7. Fight over food
8. Scratch themselves like they have fleas
9. Instantly go into "Heat"
10. Have sex publicly and spontaniously
With those behaviors in mind, I should think that allowing dogs in a pub would probably add some DIGNITY to the place!:) LOL!
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Some Resources for your beloved Companions, In Honour Of My Familiars, Jackie- The- Ripper and Gizmo-- Who have Crossed, but still seem to be able to let me know they are around-- I always wonder when that last sip of beer went or that last scrap of steak... the little sprites! :)
http://petfinder.com/
http://familypetservices.com/
http://www.cozypamperedpets.com/
http://www.vetmeddirect.com
Dec 26th 2007 17:16
Online Marketing... This was my response to a poll question from my friend, Crazy Nurse....
Considering the fact that a couple of drinks can turn some people into Werewolves, I thinks it's only fair!:)
Having been "in the biz", I can tell you that I have seen bar patrons:
1. Scratch and bite each other
2. Face down in a toilet
3. Howl and Growl at TV
4. Fight over the opposite sex
5. Hump a stranger's leg
6. Fart, Burp, Pee and Hurl all at once
7. Fight over food
8. Scratch themselves like they have fleas
9. Instantly go into "Heat"
10. Have sex publicly and spontaniously
With those behaviors in mind, I should think that allowing dogs in a pub would probably add some DIGNITY to the place!:) LOL!
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Some Resources for your beloved Companions, In Honour Of My Familiars, Jackie- The- Ripper and Gizmo-- Who have Crossed, but still seem to be able to let me know they are around-- I always wonder when that last sip of beer went or that last scrap of steak... the little sprites! :)
http://petfinder.com/
http://familypetservices.com/
http://www.cozypamperedpets.com/
http://www.vetmeddirect.com
Dec 26th 2007 17:16
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantI really do miss those days, but not much! LOL! :) Dec 26th 2007 17:26 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
  Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceYou must frequent some of the same establishments I do! I can't tell you how many times I have had to offer a small tidbit of advice "Get a room for God's sake!" Dec 26th 2007 17:38 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantThe stuff that I've listed above is from the TAME places that I've worked! LOL! Wait til you hear about some of the ROWDY bars! :) Dec 26th 2007 17:44 |
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Jennifer Underwood
PromoterI tell you...bar tending or working at a bar around drunk folks....lol. You think you have seen it all ...until you are! Makes me think twice about getting drunk...or at least in public!!! Dec 26th 2007 17:45 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantI'll do my public drinking at Guinness Or Johnnie Walker and Maker's Mark events... It's much more fun, and most of the time, I don't have to worry about getting hurled on! LOL! Dec 26th 2007 17:48 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceYou really want a laugh you have to see what the drunks do in the police dept. We had on strip down to his red thong and climb the bars of the jail cell like a monkey! Talk about almost peeing your pants laughing! Dec 26th 2007 18:01 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantI have seen the party from both the bars and as an arresting officer... 'New Year's Day" still gives me heebie-jeebies! LOL :) Funny how the ladies all seem to "Go" in public in herds... LOL! :) Dec 26th 2007 18:08 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceThat's so we can come to a consensus on the merits of the gentlemen we are with. That's right guys we're talking about you! A lot of you tend to end up on the "loser list" due to your various Faux Pas, as for what they are I'll keep that to myself. So the next time the herd leaves it's so we can have a serious conversation! Dec 26th 2007 18:19 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantBut I'm not talking about 'The Ladies Room" here... I'm talking about OUTDOORS in public in front of everyone... We guys already know what goes on indoors... Wendy had a blog about that! LOL! :) Dec 26th 2007 18:30 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceAnd that is a shock to a member of the "Tree waterers"?! Dec 26th 2007 18:34 |
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Jennifer Underwood
PromoterHey living in the country, and being a redneck...and partying in the woods a LOT.....I can't say that I haven't been there done that....lol! Dec 26th 2007 18:36 |
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Jennifer Underwood
PromoterYes, and it is so funny how women have to go in public herds.....that is our 'so how is your night going' talk...or 'man did you see that sexy man dancing with me.....' lol Well, atleast that was during my single days. LOL! Funny but sad thing I saw as a bartender was the married folks coming in every night with different people....OTHER than their spouses...and then decide to show up with their spouse, and be so proud to introduce them. It would make me SICK! Also, if a customer would ask for my number, I would introduce myself as Jenny and give them 867-5309....and 9 out of 10 would fall for it!!!! LOL! Dec 26th 2007 18:40 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceBeen there done that Jenn. Luckily I'm not allergic to Poison Ivy! I do know people who have gotten rashes in some very embarrassing places! Dec 26th 2007 19:08 |
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Jennifer Underwood
PromoterAnd oh...the public women herd..is the 'are you sure I don't look fat...'.....and then some times.....LOTS AND LOTS of laughs...and 'I looooooooooooooooove you's' LMAO.... Dec 26th 2007 19:19 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantI'm glad to see you folks having fun! :) Neither Myself or the Women in my Life are the least bit hung up about stuff like that, I'm very happy to say. I was priviledged to an observation of female behavior in an unusual setting, such as the New Years Day Parade here in Philly when I saw that. I'm very used to sharing the bathroom when the Ladies are present-- It's very efficient and expected. I might be shaving while they are enjoying a conversation and a pee-- It's no big deal! :) BTW: Does anyone need any more pet information?-- I can get stuff for snakes, parakeets and whatever... Please let me know! :) Dec 27th 2007 08:43 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceAfter my stint in Korea, about all you'll get out of me is a hearty "How's it hanging?" LOL! Dec 27th 2007 10:41 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantI'm amazed that people have never seen a unisex bathroom and I am dismayed that in large venues ( Like stadiums and arenas ect.) that Women are forced to wait in long lines to use the toilet, while the men's room is available.. Certainly not fair or comfortable for my Sugarbees, and kind of an "ancient" systemised sexism, in my view. But enough complaints for now! Life is too much fun to worry about some Micro-Dot Brained Idiots and their 'Socialization" schemes... It's time to LAFF! :) http://www.bathroomlife.com/other.htm Dec 27th 2007 11:01 |
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Lisa G.
Health Wellness & Wealth ConsultantIt's amazing how drinking can effect folks differently. Just hope they all have designated drivers. Glad to hear you have done that for folks that are toasted Cheryl. Personally, if I'm in a real delima, I have snuck into the boys restroom..and used my little ones as an excuse..lol. I have two boys. Well, can't exactly do that now, they are 12 & 14..ha..ha. I can see me trying..lol. Nah, I'll just have to wait my turn, in a long, long line now. I sometimes don't drink even water..when I know I'm going to wind up in this kind of situation. Dec 27th 2007 11:50 |
Being a bartender years ago......I totally agree with you! LOL!
Dec 26th 2007 17:24