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A BONFIRE Burning Stick! LOL! How To Handle Your Pet Peeves

by Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing...
  At Yule... A tradition is to carve a stick with your most annoying complaint of the past "Turning" and toss it into a roaring BONFIRE, so that "Complaint It Will Be NO MORE!" followed by spitting some fuel (Whiskey) after it....


My BONFIRE Burning Stick is with carved with my peeve about GIANT-STUFF...



Don't these Development People realise that "SIZE" doesn't always impress us, anymore?

Dude and Dudesses, whenever I see these "MONDO-GI-NORMOUS" abominations sprouting up on the landscape of some unlucky town, I also see the destruction of that town's culture and small businesses...

It creeps me out, to say the least, that in one of these towns here in PA., where I used to love to vacation, to see half of the townspeople coming home from work and wearing their MEGA-MONSTERSHOP uniforms...

Where there once was a lady who used to sell fishbait out of her home, and invite you in for a cup of coffee and a friendly chat, there is now a MONDO-CONDO and a hole in my heart!

The theme of these GIGANTO-BIZES has even been applied to houses of worship. I wonder how that makes people feel...

I am Nature-Loving Human Being, I know that if I walk far enough into the Forest and Climb a Rock or two, that I can get resonably far away from these HUGE-O-RAMA insults...

But the day that I'm out fishing and I see a floating BIGGIE-MERCH...

Somebody had better come and get me, because I simply don't know what I'll do...


 
Dec 22nd 2007 16:31

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Comments

Cheryl Baumgartner Professional Premium   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
That WAS (Wal-mart Aversion Syndrome) acting up on you?

Treatment go find a dinky little mom and pop shop and make a donation. It always makes me feel better when I can thumb my nose at the BIG DOGS!
Dec 22nd 2007 19:35   
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I certainly will make my purchases from smaller shops and make donations to keep thse folks in business... Oddly,it seems like the only way to do business on a personal level these days in on the Internet! LOL! :)
Dec 23rd 2007 15:23   
Jennifer Underwood Professional   Promoter
Come move to the boonies here in Cochran Georgia...lol


Dec 23rd 2007 15:28   
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Shhhhhhhhhh!

Those MONSTER MARTS might invade your county if they knew about! Those creeps love to read blogs! LOL!
Dec 23rd 2007 15:46   
Not Here Committed  just want my account deleted
LOL....I don't think they'll find me up here...if they do they won't stay in business long!
Dec 23rd 2007 15:58   
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Lucky You, Garnet!

I can't even build a BONFIRE in this town, dammit! I'll go celebrate in the mountains, though, and I burn some Blessing Logs for my friends, too! :)

Get set for a spurt of Good Luck!
Dec 23rd 2007 16:02   
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