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A FUNNY STORY

by Junwei Dong Salesman
Junwei Dong Advanced   Salesman
I JUST READ IT ON ONE magzine.

ONE day, a mothere found that  her son done something wronge, then she was very angry.

SHE called her son ,then the son came here.

she asked"what have you done today?!""HAVE YOU DIRT MY CLOTH?"

HER SON answered"no, nonononono...." the son denied. the mother became more angry.

THEN FATHER CAME BACK. WHEN HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ,HE TOLD TO MOTHER :"TO A CHILREN, DONOT ASK THEM IN THIS WAY."

then father ask the son" WHAT HAVENOT YOU DONE TODAY?"

THEN THE SON ANSWERED:"i havenot  put some seven-up into the coffer, i havenot cut down the power of the washmachine, i havenot gone into the bedroom without putting down my shoes, i..."

NO WORD TO SAY THE MOTHER ,JUST SURPRISED 
Oct 26th 2007 23:03

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Cheryl Baumgartner Professional Premium   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
That is cute

Oct 26th 2007 23:07   
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