Sore Male Organ - One Man’s Story of Injury and Recovery
For movie directors, a sore male organ is comedic gold. A
character who takes a hit to the groin is sure to make an audience roll with
laughter, especially since most directors ensure that the wounded guy gets
right back up in a scene or two. The shots just seem funny, especially since
movie characters rarely end up with long-term male
organ care concerns related to
the blows.
But in reality, a sore male organ
problem isn't a laughing matter. Just ask a man that will be referred to here
as Edward. When he got sore, he didn't feel like laughing at all.
How it
Happened
"Just a heads up: This is a pretty
brutal story. But it's true, and I think every guy out there should know that
it can happen, and that's why I'm talking about it," Edward says.
"I was the kind of guy who didn't
like to wear underwear," he says. "I just liked to let things hang
free as I was walking around. It felt good to me. Plus, when I wanted to get
busy with a lady, I didn't have to mess with a whole bunch of clothing. I was
pretty much ready to go on demand. I liked that, too."
"I'd never had a problem with it,
but on this particular night, I was wearing jeans with a zipper fly, and I was
just getting to know a lady partner," he says. "She was the impatient
sort, and before I could warn her or anything, she was tugging on my zipper
like crazy."
"You guessed it: A little bit of
the head of my member got caught in the zipper, and she kept pulling before she
noticed," he says. "So I had a bit of very sensitive skin all tangled
up with the metal of the zipper. I was screaming my head off."
"When this kind of thing happens,
you're temped to just keep pulling on that zipper to get the skin free, but let
me tell you, the pain is worse than I can describe," he says.
"There's no way I was going to let anyone touch anything down there unless
there was some form of pain management involved. So off to the hospital I
hobbled."
The
Right Care
Men with trapped skin like this can
sometimes free themselves by cutting the zipper, or they can use screwdrivers
to pull the teeth of the zipper apart. But injuries like this are associated
with several nasty symptoms, including:
- Bleeding
- Swelling
- Bruising
- Blistering
That makes the area hard to work with,
and that could make DIY efforts futile. Going to a doctor is, then, the safer
option.
"It was super embarrassing to be in
the emergency room with my private parts stuck in my zipper. I won't lie,"
says Edward. "I don't think I made eye contact with anyone the whole time
I was there. I just kept looking at the floor and hoping the whole thing would
go away."
"But, after a while, they gave me
some sedation and they broke that zipper apart. I don't know how they did it,
as I was too afraid to look, but they did manage to get my skin free. I didn't
even need stitches," he says.
"But my sore male organ problems
lasted for quite some time. The skin that had been trapped was red and bloody
and bruised. Even sitting down hurt for weeks," he says.
"I'm all healed now, but you can
bet that I always wear underwear," he says. "I'm never going through
that again!"
Guys like Edward, who have been through
a traumatic injury, need to focus on skin health, so they can allow their
traumatized tissues to heal and stay resilient. A male organ health cream (health
professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can help. These products have
everything damaged tissues need in order to function beautifully in the days
ahead.
Visit
http://www.menshealthfirst.com
for additional information on most common male organ health issues, tips on
improving member sensitivity and what to do to maintain a healthy organ. John
Dugan is a professional writer who specializes in men's health issues and is an
ongoing contributing writer to numerous websites.