Self-Pleasuring Mood - Songs About Self-Gratification
Self-pleasuring is a popular entertainment option the world
over, so it's perhaps not surprising that this activity has been inspirational
to a number of musical performers. Songs about self-love are not as numerous as
those about romantic, profane or even brotherly love, but it's a suitable
subject for musical exploration. As such, these songs can provide an
appropriate soundtrack for a man's self-gratifying activities. Regular
self-pleasuring requires appropriate male
organ care, of course, so all are advised to not get too carried away by the
beat of the music and start beating the member too fiercely.
Beginnings
No one knows who wrote the first song about self-pleasuring. Was
it a caveman made overly excited at the sight of his neighbor's new tight tiger
skin thong? Did the ancient Greeks write them for their infamous satyr plays, which
featured men with gigantic prosthetic members? Did medieval troubadours create
tunes about the lonely pleasures of the road?
The songs
Whatever the case, the advent of rock music opened up the door
for songs that were more frankly sensual than the pop music of previous
generations. There have since been dozens of songs that have touched on,
mentioned or been primarily concerned with self-pleasuring. A few of the more
noteworthy examples include:
- "My Ding-a-Ling." Early R&B rocker Chuck
Berry had numerous songs that hit number one on the R&B charts, including
"Maybelline" and "Johnny B. Goode." But only the novelty
tune "My Ding-a-Ling" made it to the very top of the pop charts. With
lyrics about "You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling," it's hard
to argue that this song is a paean to self-pleasuring.
- "Pictures of Lily." Pete Townshend's lyrics don't
specifically mention playing with oneself, but he has admitted in interviews
that this is the real subject. The Who's recording makes it clear that the
pictures of this girl helped the singer sleep at night from the relaxing
effects of shooting a load off.
- "Dancing with Myself." Billy Idol could simply
be singing about solo dancing – but when he talks about waiting so long for his
"love vibration," is there any doubt what the real activity is?
- "Captain Jack." Billy Joel may be an incredibly
successful singer-songwriter, but even he had lonely teen-age years when, as he
blatantly says, "you just sit at home and [self-stimulate]." And why
not? A release is a release.
- "Longview." Green Day gained widespread attention
with this song, which discusses the amount of self-pleasuring a guy does when
he's got nothing better to do.
- "Girls of Indecency." One of the raunchiest songs on
this list, the Mr. Bungle contribution is all about how a guy can't keep his
hands off his junk when he's tempted by pictures of unclothed women posing
suggestively. Not many guys would disagree.
- "Turning Japanese." This incredibly catchy new wave
ditty makes the rather insulting and insensitive equation between
self-pleasuring and being Japanese. But the nervous energy that runs through
the song captures the feeling of a guy manipulating his organ in search of
self-satisfaction.
By the way, in case anyone suspects that only male performers
sing about self-pleasuring, don't forget Cindy Lauper's "She
Bop" (and its message about messing with the danger zone) or the
DiVinyls' more blatant "I Touch Myself."
The list of self-pleasuring songs could go on quite a bit
longer, with the likes of "The Stroke" by Billy Squier or a certain
song about sensual addiction by the Buzzcocks. Whatever songs a guy may use to
influence his solo outings, he needs to make sure he is using a first-class male organ health crème (health professionals recommend
Man1 Man Oil) to keep
his tool in good health. It's essential that the crème contains a
neuroprotective ingredient such as acetyl L-carnitine to help with peripheral
nerve damage that may occur from overuse (or over-aggressive use) while
self-stimulating. The best crème will also include vitamin D, which has been
proven effective at fighting diseases while enabling cell functionality – a
dual function that is vital to male organ health.
Visit http://www.menshealthfirst.com for additional information on most common
manhood health issues, tips on improving male organ sensitivity and what to do
to maintain a healthy member. John Dugan is a professional writer who
specializes in men's health issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to
numerous websites.