I assure you this is brand new!
And it works! It really, really works!
Does your dog forget his/her own name?
Does your dog chew up your favorite shoes?
Does your dog wipe his butt on the carpet?
Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief & happiness to you.
Unlike most chain letters, it doesn't cost money.
Simply send a copy to six other dog owners who are dissatisfied with their dogs.
Also
bundle up your dog & send him/her to the dog owner at the top of
the list, & add your name to the bottom of the list.
In one week, you will receive 16,436 dogs, and at least one of them should be a keeper.
Have faith in this letter. DO NOT break the chain.
One owner broke the chain and GOT HIS OWN DOG BACK!!
....and yeah, I had a good laugh too!!