You Look Like My Wife

Arts & Crafts

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, ?I?m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.?

?Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!? she screamed.

?Funny,? he muttered, ?you even sound exactly like her.?

Would You Forgive Her

*WOULD YOU FORGIVE HER?* A man was very poor and he had nothing in this world except his wife. One day, his wife came to him and said"Honey i've found a job for you in that big company, do you like it?" The man was very surprised and happy at the same time. He then accepted the offer swiftly. Three ...

Genie in a Bottle

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house :They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.Man: I want to thank you. I am a genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you both 1 wish each, and I will keep 1 wish for my...

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrot...

You Look Like My Wife

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wif...