My future husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm
in a bad mood..... it leaves a big fricken red mark on his forehead!

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

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