Types of Project Managers If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - Ideal project manager If you get i

Types of Project Managers If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - Ideal project manager If you get in my way, you'll kill me! - Somewhat less than ideal project manager If I get in my way, I'll kill you! - Somewhat misguided project manager If I get in your way, I'll kill you! - A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.) If get kill in will way I you. - Dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager I am the way! Kill me if you can! - Messianic project manager Get away, I'll kill us all! - Suicidal project manager If you kill me, I'll get in your way. - Thoughtful but ineffective project manager If I kill you, I'll get in your way. - Project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. - Project manager from New York I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. - Project manager who is about to get in big trouble If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? - Weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager If I kill me, you'll get your way. - Pragmatic project manager Kill me, it's the only way. - Every project manager to date