Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he t

Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 he joined the Marines, but old habits die hard and one night the sergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eating out of the discarded cans and jars. "On your free, Lizard Pecker," he bellowed. "You'll eat in the message hall -- you're no better than the rest of us!"