An IT Husband

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife :Have you brought the grocery? Husband :Bad command or file name. Wife :But I told you in the morning Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife :What about my new TV? Husband :Variable not found ... Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband :Too many parameters ... Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband :Data type mismatch. Wife :You are useless. Husband :It's by Default. Wife :What about your Salary? Husband :File in use ... Try after some time. Wife :What is my value in the family. Husband :Unknown Virus.