The guy gets arrested by the police because he was going way too fast

This is not a joke. It was in an article in a local newspaper. So, the guy says "I was going fast because my wife is at the hospital ready for delivery of the baby" The police decide to follow him. At the hospital, they enter with the guy. At the reception, he asks where his wife is. The hospital doesn't know. The guy was the laughingstock of the department. :)