PUNS INTENDED ** A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer plea

PUNS INTENDED ** A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." ** An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. ** A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."