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There's No 'Freakin' Chocolate! A lady walks into an ice cream shop and asks the man at the counter

Posted by Bipin Shah
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Oct 3, 2011
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There's No 'Freakin' Chocolate! A lady walks into an ice cream shop and asks the man at the counter for some chocolate ice cream. The man says "sorry ma'am, we're fresh out". The woman says "ok, then just give me some chocolate ice cream please". The man replies " sorry ma'am, i just told you we're out". The woman then says "really? sigh... ok, then i'll just have some chocolate ice cream". The man by this point just stares at her for a moment and finally replies "look lady, say 'van' as in vanilla..." the woman replies in a perky voice "ok, van!" The man then says "ok, say 'straw' as in strawberry..." The lady once again replies cheerfully "straw!" The man says "good, now say 'FREAK' as in chocolate..." The lady thinks for a moment and then remarks to the man "wait a minute, there's no 'freak' in chocolate!" To this the man replies "THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL U!!!!!" ...Get it?! "THERES NO FREAKIN' CHOCOLATE!?"
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