Life In A Flood Plain: Pros And Cons Pro - Fishing from a couch right in your living room. Con - Yo

Life In A Flood Plain: Pros And Cons Pro - Fishing from a couch right in your living room. Con - Your couch doesn't float. Pro - The trip to the river just got shorter. Con - Now you can't get away from it. Pro - Driving boats through the neighbours' yards is cool. Con - Dodging bullets for making waves in their kitchens. Pro - Great time to wash your house's siding. Con - Ring around the house. Pro - Water-skiing in the street. Con - Stop signs and cars are like land mines right under the surface. Pro - Swim anywhere on hot days. Con - Floating logs. Toilets can't flush and it's gotta go somewhere. Pro - Sun-tanning on the roof is cool. Con - Sleeping there sucks like an Electrolux. Pro - Great way to meet new neighbors. Con - Their junk keeps floating into your bedroom. Pro - Washing dishes just got easier. Con - All the grub is under water, too. Pro - Good time to clean the gutters. Con - Nothing else to do till the boat comes back. Pro - Practice your diving skills. Con - Breaking your neck on the top of the porch roof. Pro - You can finally reach those dead branches. Con - Gotta swim after the chain saw that's floating away. Pro - You can finally slam dunk. Con - You have to dive to the basket. Pro - Finally meeting your e-mail friend, who floated over from the next county. Con - She's forty years older, 200 pounds heavier, and a foot shorter than the picture she sent.