Lawyers! Here We Go Again

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets, a car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd gathered. Going by instinct, the lawyer was eager to get to the injured, but he couldn't get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly: Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim. The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey. ************************************** A group of gangsters burst into the conference room at a famous Hotel where (ALL!!) the city lawyers were holding their Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages. The gang leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would Release one lawyer every hour. ************************************** Two lawyers went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them: Hey, you can't eat your own sandwiches in here! The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.