Back to List

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Posted by Fred Mugone
15
May 11, 2012
47 Views
* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. * Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. * Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. * The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. * The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. * A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Comments (6)
avatar
Philippe Moisan
16

Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer

Fred, you could star in the movie "The Shin Bone Collector", Denzel Washington made the first movie, IIRC :)

May 17, 2012
avatar
Ian Begg
8

Marketer, Engineer

Good stuff Fred, I'm always on the lookout for new funnies for the shift handover log where I work, keeps the crew smiling - thank you :-)

May 13, 2012
avatar
Fred Mugone
15

Affiliate marketing

They really cracked me up, especially the one about the shin bone - I've had enough personal "experience" in that "department". If my shin bones could talk....

May 11, 2012
avatar
Philippe Moisan
16

Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer

Good ones, Fred, shared on FB ( regular and FanPage ), TW, G+ and SU, and APSense too :)

May 11, 2012
avatar
To join the discussion, simply log in with your Google or Facebook account.

How it works:

  1. Click one of the login buttons above
  2. You'll be redirected to the authorization page
  3. After logging in, you'll be returned to the forum
  4. Your guest account will be automatically created if it's your first time

© APSense LTD. All-in-One Business Hub. All Rights Reserved. This forum service is provided by APSense.com