Back to List

The Pastor's Ass

Posted by Philippe Moisan
16
Jan 12, 2014
43 Views
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a wonderful day!
Comments (2)
avatar
Philippe Moisan
16

Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer

I'd say that, even if you don't see yourself accurately, it's ok lol

Glad it brought you a good laugh, my friend :)

Jan 13, 2014
avatar
Fred Mugone
15

Affiliate marketing

Hilarious! Just the kind of story I needed to start the week with. And to think that it all started with a donkey - Hilarious!

I like the moral of the story even more: Stop worrying about other peoples "asses" (opinions) and you'll be a lot happier and live longer. Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much unnecessary grief and misery . . So be yourself and enjoy life.

What matters most is how you really (and accurately) SEE yourself.

Jan 13, 2014
avatar
To join the discussion, simply log in with your Google or Facebook account.

How it works:

  1. Click one of the login buttons above
  2. You'll be redirected to the authorization page
  3. After logging in, you'll be returned to the forum
  4. Your guest account will be automatically created if it's your first time

© APSense LTD. All-in-One Business Hub. All Rights Reserved. This forum service is provided by APSense.com