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Some Things You Just Can't Explain

Posted by Fred Mugone
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Jul 13, 2012
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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with her left foot so I tied up her left foot to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot, so I tied her right foot to a pole too. As soon as I finished milking her again, she knocked down the bucket with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt. As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
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Philippe Moisan
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That too, for sure, Fred :)

Jul 13, 2012
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Fred Mugone
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@Philippe: About "that video": The part I'd love to see most is the expression on the face of the wife when she comes out and gets first sight of her husband with his pants "dropped down" and the cow "the way it is." Hilarious!

Jul 13, 2012
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Philippe Moisan
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This one requires a video lol

Jul 13, 2012
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