Before running, please listen carefully

A patient goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You need to lose weight. I want you to run five miles every day for one hundred days.” One hundred days later, the patient calls the doctor very upset and says, “I don’t like your weight loss plan.” The doctor, not understanding what could be wrong, asks, “Didn’t you lose weight?” The patient replies, “Yes, but I’m five hundred miles away from home!”