What are your invaluable driving tips?

Invaluable tips

1. Get a dash cam. If the accident is your fault, throw away the memory card.
2. Don't drink and drive while texting.
3. Get a car that is fun to drive
4. Don't drive through a riot.
5. Always park next to another car. If you park in a wide open space a dumb as* will crash into you.
6. Keep your distance “Only a fool, breaks the two second rule”
7. At junctions always look out for motorbikes. “ Think once, think twice, think BIKE!”
8. Fit good tyres, and in the winter when it's cold, fit new winter tyres.