We Should Be Thankful for God’s Global Warming Gift!

About global warming.

Looking at the other side, global warming could just be God’s blessing in spite of our worries.

The sun is slowly getting hotter and expanding closer, so it naturally is warming the Earth more. Plus the whole human race is growing bigger and living longer. This requires more water for drinking and cooking and bathing and thousands of other uses.

So the sun is melting some arctic ice into more evaporation to form more rain clouds. Our growing population cannot survive without precious drinking water. Also, we all need more oxygen to breathe. The sun’s global warming is keeping us alive by creating more rain that satisfies our thirst and more oxygen to breath by raining down on vegetation, which also increases food production for the hungry world population explosion.

So as the hotter expanding sun is flooding us with a lot more life-sustaining water, and as the heavier global warming rains are flooding the Earth, the soil becomes more fertile with less large fires that put smoke and impurities in the air!

We should be thankful for God’s global warming gift! With more clouds and rain, there might be less skin cancer and sunburns, larger oasis with smaller droughts, shorter winters, longer summers, less colds and flu.

We can burn cheap coal with less air pollution. It creates more jobs and cheaper electricity. With less snow and icy, salty roads and potholes.

We can credit the sun’s global warming on the good Lord’s climate change. I think global warming is a great thing.

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