Self-Pleasuring Tips - Chopping the Morning Wood
by John Dugan OwnerEven when a man goes to bed alone, he very often wakes up with a
partner, namely that insistent firm male organ colloquially referred to as
"the morning wood." Waking up hard is not at all unusual, especially
during one's pubertal years, and often it's pleasant to be greeted by one's old
buddy. In addition, morning wood is an indication that one's male organ health is acceptable and that the tool is
functioning appropriately. Sometimes, however, the wood isn't satisfied with
greeting a guy; on some days, it can be rather insistent about being
"handled" properly. Below, men will find self-pleasuring tips for
mornings with little time to spare.
Why
does it happen?
What is commonly called morning wood
could more properly be known as nocturnal male organ tumescence or NMOT, a
spontaneous tumescence that occurs either while asleep or while awakening (or
both).
NMOTs occur in all men with proper
tumescent function. Typically, a man achieves a firm male organ between three
and five times during a night's sleep period; most often, these tumescences
occur during the phase of sleep known as REM (rapid eye movement), which
accounts for about 20-25% of a regular night's sleep period.
There are generally two reasons why NMOT
occurs. During sleep, the relaxation of certain neurons allows for greater
movement of male hormone, resulting in tumescence. In addition, NMOT is thought
to be one of the body's means of keeping urine from releasing during sleep;
when the tool is firm, urine’s ability to flow through it is greatly impaired.
Insistent
fellow
When the morning wood is especially
turned on, it can present a man with a dilemma: Relieve oneself or get out of
bed? On days when a man has a relaxed schedule, there's no problem; he simply
throws back the sheet, gets a grip and begins pumping.
But on days when he has limited time to
get showered, dressed, breakfasted and on his way to work, the presence of an
especially firm male organ can be a challenge. The guy knows that he only has a
certain amount of time, but the steel rod sticking out from his crotch doesn't
care about the clock. In these cases, a guy has to weigh his options:
- Call
in sick. This is usually the option that is most
attractive – and the least practical. A day spent getting reacquainted with
one's best friend can be a day well-spent. But it doesn't bring home the bacon
(unless, of course, one is an adult film star).
- Pull
off a quick one in bed. A man with morning wood tends to have a
member that is in a rather advanced state of excitation. The benefit of this is
that, if a man decides to indulge, the time from start to finish can be reduced
significantly. If it only takes a minute, most men can fit a quick manhood
squeeze into their schedule.
- Skip
breakfast for a different kind of sustenance. Of course, sometimes it takes
considerably longer than a minute. Even if the tool may be ready, a guy may
prefer to take a much more leisurely approach and spend some quality time with
his equipment. Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but
sometimes a guy's body requires a different kind of nourishment – and skipping
the toast for a hand-held weenie roast may be preferable.
-
Shower up. Another option is to practice the
ever-popular multi-tasking. Most guys only use one hand while showering anyway.
While that hand is massaging shampoo and conditioner into the top head, why not
let the other hand massage the head on that firm male organ?
Satisfying the morning wood sometimes
makes for a sore tool. Soothe that manhood by regularly using a top-shelf male organ health cream (health
professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil). If the cream contains a
high-end emollient such as Shea butter, it can supply valuable moisturizing
relief. At times, a man may chop that morning wood a bit too aggressively; the
tool ends up not only sore, but somewhat "deadened" to sensation. In
these cases, a cream with acetyl L-carnitine helps restore sensation lost due
to rough handling.
Visit http://www.menshealthfirst.com for additional information on most common
manhood health issues, tips on improving member sensitivity and what to do to
maintain a healthy male organ. John Dugan is a professional writer who
specializes in men's health issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to
numerous websites.
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