Funny Baby Quotes To Lighten You Up During Mood Swings Of Your Pregnancy

by Alice Thomas Writer

Babies are said to be a gift from God, well mostly. You know, except when they keep crying or annoying you they are little angels. Whether you are having a boy or a girl which can be confirmed by a gender scan clinic, they can be wonderful and handful. In this article, we have some funny quotes said by famous people on baby, motherhood, and pregnancy.

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.-Anonymus

Indeed, this is something every parent can relate to. The motto of upbringing the children changes drastically within a few years itself. So, all the best to-be parents!

“Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?”–Alyson Hannigan

Babies have only a few tasks- eat, poop, cry, sleep, and let the parents sleep too. Often they are so engrossed in doing the first four, they simply skip the last part altogether. Wait! This makes us wonder how much sleep-deprived our parents were too, because of us!

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”-Dave Barry

You know it’s true. No men are good at asking directions. They would rather drive in circles than ask for help. The least they do nowadays is ask google maps to help.

“That moment when your 2 week old baby is sleeping and you wonder if it’s possible to take a nap in the shower while you eat lunch….”-@themommyjob

You know you are sleep deprived if you wish to sleep while in the shower. But hey to each of its own. One thing women are very good at is multitasking. As for eating in the shower, well that just sounds gross.

Twins. God’s way of saying “Buy one get one free.”-Anonymus

Did your baby scan clinic just confirmed you are having twins? Congratulations and also good luck! Twins means double the joy and double the troubles.

If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you’re the grandma.-Theresa Bloomingdale

No matter how much you love your children, you can enjoy them and spoil them only when you have become a grandma.

You know you’re a mommy when: ‘A trip to the grocery store alone feels like a vacation, & a vacation feels like work.’- Sarah (Bocah Raton FL)

Are you in dire need of a vacation? We would not suggest going to a grocery shop for your vacation. The best idea would be to give your child to your parents and steal a weekend away from the city with your partner.

Which quote can you relate to most? Let us know.