Can 3 Cups of Coffee a day make you more attractive?

by John Cina seo

How amazing would it be if your favourite beverage could also improve your chances of getting a date? Now hold on before you go to the nearest grocery store and clear out their caffeinated aisle. First let me grab that coffee near me, and I’ll join you!

Welcome back!  I see you’ve got your cup of coffee nearby; let’s discover just how that cuppa’s going to improve your life.  Do you think 10 reasons should be enough?

10 Excuses to Ramp Up Your Coffee Intake

1.      Coffee = Antioxidants

Antioxidants protect your body from the damaging effects of free radicals, and also fight off those pesky germs that make you sick.  In other words, you will look younger for longer, and spend less time recovering from horrible diseases.  That equals more dates, if it wasn’t clear as day already!

2.      Coffee = Coordination

Apparently, caffeine actually enhances your neuromuscular coordination. That’s great news for you clumsy folks out there because falling flat on your face has never been a pretty look.  Now don’t trip over your own feet while grabbing that coffee nearby!

3.      Coffee = Life

If you drink coffee, it appears you’ll live a wee bit longer than the average Joe, meaning many more glorious years of coffee dates!

4.      Coffee = Skinny

Caffeine boosts your metabolism and curbs your appetite. Less gym for your bunny and more time to pucker up in the mirror in preparation for that big date! 

5.      Coffee = Botox

Coffee applied directly to your skin can tighten it up. So, before you shout at your beauty therapist: “Don’t bring that coffee near me!”, just lie back, relax, and imagine where you’ll go on your next date.

6.      Coffee = Smiles

A study found that coffee acts as a mild anti-depressant. Now, that’s great news as it’s pretty hard to get a date if you’re lying on the couch in your PJs, watching reruns of Dawson’s Creek.

7.      Coffee = Happiness

Coffee helps control your mood by releasing two feel-good hormones in your brain: dopamine and serotonin.  So leave your moodiness at home and rather ask: “Is there a café near me?”.

8.      Coffee = Fit

Your daily dose of caffeine can lessen the sense of effort that most people like us associate with exercise. I’m not saying that running 20 miles is going to be a walk in the park, but maybe your walk in the park will not feel so awful.

9.      Coffee = Energy

The caffeine in coffee gives you a jolt of energy. That will come in very handy. Because last time I checked, drifting off mid-date wasn’t necessarily the best strategy to land a second date.

10.  Coffee = Brains

Research has shown that coffee can increase your mental performance.  And we all know that clever = sexy, don’t we?

Who knew your innocent little caffeinated beverage could pack such a punch!? Well, I did.  You can thank me later.  I’m sure by now you’re thinking: “Is there a café near me?”

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Created on Apr 13th 2019 00:27. Viewed 338 times.

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