Are your screenplay beats this bulletproof?

 I've got just one question for you --

 

Are your screenplay beats this bulletproof? Do your notecards meet this standard? Will they hold up this well under detailed scrutiny by professionals in the business at large? Hawkeyed motherfuckers like myself, just looking for something to rip apart?

 

(You should be laughing right now, 'cause I certainly am.)

 

Of course they aren't. Of course they don't.

 

This is world-class, Academy-award caliber material. The stuff filmmakers' dreams are made out of. A winning Lotto ticket -- only luck didn't have a goddamn thing to do with it.

 

Hard work brought this to life, folks. Being dedicated. Being smart. Pushing your imagination. Gaining full command of your craft. Doing your homework and working up a no-bullshit/no blind spot blueprint of the story you intend to tell.

 

This is how the big boys do it, the very best in the business.

 

Yes, the shit is humbling. It can make you feel small. Even someone like me, who's made a living writing screenplays his entire adult life. If your doors weren't blown off, your knees didn't buckle and your world wasn't permanently rocked by a peek at that monster beat sheet, then something's seriously wrong with you. Seek out one of two transplants -- brain or heart -- immediately.

 

Now you know how deep the rabbit hole goes. That level of precision. That level of execution. Each scene surgically servicing your story with a premium of efficiency. Plotting out a movie that actually works is a thousand times more difficult than even the most movie-savvy of weekend warriors ever understand.

 

Given that, how could anybody hope to produce something of this quality without using notecards or some very similar method?

 

It's an impossible task, the ultimate fool's errand. Like Manhattan skyscrapers and multi-million dollar mansions, great scripts rise or fall based on the strength of their foundations. Plots like those of your favorite films simply DO NOT come together without concrete architecture. Without that, all you're doing is cranking out pages nobody wants to buy.

 

Read Screenplay. Get yourself some four-by-six notecards. Get in the game. The book's been out for thirty-five years now. If you were waiting for a written invitation, consider this it.