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How did the human race appear?
by Bipin Shah Self EmployedA little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
I like the way you're thinking.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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About Bipin Shah 
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Christine Zimmer
 christines affiliate marketingyour welcome Thank you for clicking and reading my aqd May 17th 2011 08:27 |
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Franto Hruz
 Online Income Systems DevelopmentThe funny part in this joke is this silly woman who confuses her kid with non existing gods and makes the fact of evolution less convincing by having monkeys brought into the picture instead of explaining evolution and natural selection a bit better - the religionoids never learn ... :) May 17th 2011 23:15 |
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Anita Miller
 It is always great to have a laugh...thanks so much for sharing...working online can be so serious and it is nice to have a giggle :) May 18th 2011 04:48 |
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This is really great for my day... I couldn't stop laughing. Love your sense of humor.
May 17th 2011 04:00