A play on words
English Usage
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name, and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat
miner.
10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy, who fell onto an upholstery machine, was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, it resulted in Linoleum
Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song, because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He has a photographic memory, which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes, on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name, and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat
miner.
10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy, who fell onto an upholstery machine, was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, it resulted in Linoleum
Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song, because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He has a photographic memory, which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes, on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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Comments (10)
Donald C.6
Freelancer
Keep 'em coming. These are great and something I like to share with the kids in my life. They love it! Thanks.
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
"An open door is good especially if you are born in a barn."
Nice one, Robert :)
Robert Bridge6
Social Media Management, traffic to website, searc
Some great puns and fresh clichés thanks Zac set the afternoon up with light hearted refreshments. I am trying to think of one to add to your comprehensive list. An open door is good especially if you are born in a barn.
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
@Zac, good :)
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
A marketer's motto is "Start fast, finish strong"
Well, we could say, "Start with a laugh, and finish by rolling on the floor" :)
Zac Josevski14
Internet Marketer
Glad you like them Cheryl.
Good idea Philippe...I will get around to doing it soon.
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Zac Your humor is great. I love to start my day with a laugh!
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
Great!
I suggest you create a group at APSense where you post your jokes, we could see them all, else, with articles, after a certain number of articles, we lose the links.
Also, a group would allow us to post our own jokes. :)
Zac Josevski14
Internet Marketer
Will do Philippe...I have a lot
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
Zac, keep those jokes coming, I share them on other sites so more people can get a good laugh :)