Blond Moments, We all Have Them
I love blond jokes and I am very prone to blond moments but today was just the biggest blond moment I have had in a very long time!
I just had the ultimate stupid blond moment! Thought I would share...
It is about time for my husband to be home, so I thought I would fix him something chocolate so he will be in a good mood tonight. I am rushing around the kitchen, pulling things out I need for brownies, and I smell this awful smell. I am looking all over while trying to get the brownies mixed up and in the oven. Is it a rotten potato that is hiding? A dead mouse somewhere I can't see. Sniffing all over trying to find that odor.
Well, AFTER I light the oven, I notice a burner on, spewing propane. I must have bumped it on while I was rushing around. I thought about lighting a candle to cover the smell.
I bet the gas was spewing for a good half and hour! And I was sniffing it that long! Now, I have a headache.
Come on, who can top me!!! I want to hear!!
December 3, 2010
As I stated above, I love blond jokes! I had to share this one I just received from my friend Stacey Whitney!
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ....
Power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's....They are so hard to peel.
November
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLOND JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and Stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
I just had the ultimate stupid blond moment! Thought I would share...
It is about time for my husband to be home, so I thought I would fix him something chocolate so he will be in a good mood tonight. I am rushing around the kitchen, pulling things out I need for brownies, and I smell this awful smell. I am looking all over while trying to get the brownies mixed up and in the oven. Is it a rotten potato that is hiding? A dead mouse somewhere I can't see. Sniffing all over trying to find that odor.
Well, AFTER I light the oven, I notice a burner on, spewing propane. I must have bumped it on while I was rushing around. I thought about lighting a candle to cover the smell.
I bet the gas was spewing for a good half and hour! And I was sniffing it that long! Now, I have a headache.
Come on, who can top me!!! I want to hear!!
December 3, 2010
As I stated above, I love blond jokes! I had to share this one I just received from my friend Stacey Whitney!
The Blond Year in Review!
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ....
Power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's....They are so hard to peel.
November
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLOND JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and Stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
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Comments (17)
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
Really Cindy, you don't have to be blond to have blond moments! I have a daughter who has red hair, and she is not allowed to go blond! LOL!
Cindy Bolley16
HHCTB?
What fun!!
Thanks for the chuckle
Cindy
I don't have blond moments
I have brown hair
But somewhere along the way I got the name Silly Cindy
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
lol! Lori!! I think we all have done that..too funny!
Lori Campbell5
I have looked all over too for my glasses, but they were on top of my head........my husband always tells me, if my head wasn't attached I'd lose it too!
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
@ Lori, I have done weird things like that too. Even looked all over for my glasses, that were on my face!!!
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
@ Lavern, Contribute! I want to know how you can relate! Come on now, the rest of us shared, now it is your turn!
Laverne Arsenault9
Internet Marketer,blogger
Got to visit your blog more often really enjoy it,love the humor can relate very well to your story LOL
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
LOL!!! Too funny! See...we ALL have our blond moments...glad the soup was good! And the towel didn't burn the place down!!
Al Hamilton6
Online Marketing
Thanks for the laughs to start my day, Katrina. I did recently move to a new place, and was somewhat unfamiliar w/ the stove. It was an Island counter unit, and all the knobs were on the right. I turned on my (electric) burner, put my leftover soup on, and went to go let the dogs out. I returned to find--I had turned on the wrong burner, and a kitchen towel nearby was in contact and was aflame! The soup eventually turned out fine...the towel was just alright, if you put some ketchup on it...
Lori Campbell5
Not to long ago after going to the grocery store, then putting my groceries away, I went to go make some toast, I could have sworn I bought butter. I searched everywhere, Then I thought, well I must have been thinking I needed butter but just didnt get it....well several days later I went to go bake a cake, and guess where the butter was? Yup in the oven!!! God only knows why I put it there, but there is was...Just me being me I guess...:) lol
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
honestly, I do know what propane smells like, but I think the combination of that and chocolate just made it smell like rotten food or something to me...and Laura, they turned out good!
Laura Newton9
The Water Filter Lady
by the way Kat...How did the brownies turn out?
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
Wow! Glad you didn't burn your house down! Funny stuff!
Laura Newton9
The Water Filter Lady
Thats just too funny Kat. I'm so glad you didnt light that candle! This story actually reminds me of a similar thing that happend to me a few weeks ago...
I started dinner one afternoon..(around 3pm). I cut up some onions and beef to make beef stew and put it on low to cook. I Went outside, and decided to look closely at my tomatoes that were growing my small garden. We'd been having a problem with green worms eating them. Green worms are hard to see because they are the exact same color as
Joseph Botelho15
Working on one project at a time.
WoW,
I was married to a blond once, hope she never did what you just said to me and l didn't know what actually hit me....if did happen had to taste good......too funny......like it....what blogging is all about.....once in a while you need to laugh....
Katrina O.10
Indiana Water Filters
LOL! That is funny too! And thank you for sharing!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
LOL! I can't top you but I can relate a true story. I have a block on here called Military Missteps. I never got around to Part two which was after the whole three ring chicken beheading circus. that moment came later when we lit the immersion heaters to get the water heated up to pluck the birds.
The other guy who was on heater detail somehow managed to light a fireball in his heater. and he was leaning over the heater at the time. Luckily the only casualty of the explosion was his eye