LOL! Now That The Major Eating Holidays Are Almost Upon Us... I Just Have To Ask...
Are You Too Sexy For Your Food?
For some unknown reason, I thought that it would be appropriate to present you with a link to one of the latest "Munch And Gobble " sites on the Internet.
It's called NIBBLE DISH and as long as you just look at the luscious goodies, I promise that you won't gain any weight...
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When
the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour,
the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is
this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
In
February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his
24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery
store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at
each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several
vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both
continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the
man's mouth...
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
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Comments (12)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
@Jay- LOL! If didn't have to eat, I'd be a BILLIONAIRE!:)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
@Philippe- The fact is that there is always some sort of digital trail remaining somewhere out there, should be enough to give pause to a lot of folks who think that Internet stuff just vanishes forever! :)
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
"What Goes On The Net, Stays On The Net"
I don't what to think of this. I disagree with it for so many reasons, I don't know where to begin. :)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
@ Cheryl- "What Goes On The Net, Stays On The Net ", unless you have a burning desire to to "Get Rich Quick" from it, that is...ROFLMAO!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
@Philippe- It really takes great amounts of(Laugh) energy for me to remain calm and serious for the few minutes that it takes to write such a thoughtful and instructive blog..LOL!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
As I recall you have your own headline! I can't believe they are still there after all this time!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
@Cheryl- OH, NO! Here we go again! LOL!
BTW: One of the members found that joke newspaper headline about you from 2008, and she's laughing her head off! :)
That's they way we rolled back then, Ol' Gee :)
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
LOL you should change your username from Peaceful to Humorous ! :)
Funny blog. I did go through it for the words. :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Trying to fatten us up again? Probably need it. It's almost time for the annual BAFF/FDL Free for all. I hear tell an invasion force is on the way, planning to sneak onto store shelves around the globe. So time to start training Big Dragon!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
@Voice from a hammock- Whole roasted, garlic-laden and blood rare, Shank of Lamb is one of my favorite Vegetarian dishes! LOL! :)
Happy eating, Good Buddy! :)
Joe Henning11
Your Profit Connection
What the heck! Once I get out of this hammock and tuck into a well prepared and delicious smelling lamb shank, all I will probably remember is that I loved this blog!!! Enjoy the eating and just try and walk a kilo or two every day..... which I do in between sessions of rest in over here...