Every Once In A While... Ya Just Gotta Laugh! LOL!
When It Comes Time For Pillow Talk, Nobody can do it quite like a Blond...
Leave
it up to a Blonde to come up with a few "uniquely fitting "
conversation points for those precious Romantic Moments, such as the
following gems:
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. But whipped cream makes me break out.
5. (In the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
6. I accept Visa?
7. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
8. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!
9. Hope you're as good- looking when I'm sober...
10. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
11. This would be more fun with a few more people.
12. You're almost as good as my ex!
13. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
14. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
15. No, really... I do this part better myself!
16. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
17. I think you have it on backwards.
18. When is this supposed to feel good?
19. You're good enough to do this for a living!
20. Is that blood on the headboard?
21. Did I remember to take my pill?
22. That leak better be from the waterbed!
23. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
24. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
25. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
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Comments (9)
Eleanor Grace Jocoso...6
Article writer, freelance online worker
Thanks for the good laugh. It was worth the time.
Sonny Nicholson6
Jewelry By Sonny
This is awesome, very funny and relaxing at the same time, thank
you fort humor
Gregory Osborne8
Online Marketing Entrepreneur...
Again... Thanks for the smiles...
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Always good to have an option to manually attend to your washables...LOL!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
I heard on recently where a couple used doing the laundry as a code word for sex in front of their small son. So one day while the wife is cooking dinner dad tells his son to go tell mommy that he wanted to do the laundry. Mommy sent back the message not now.
After dinner and cleaning up the dishes mommy tells the boy go tell your father I'm ready to do the laundry now. The boy comes back a few minutes later and says "Daddy said to tell you he already hand washed the laundry."
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Wow! Its' really good to hear from you, Good Buddy! I've been good and busy... trying figure out how to manage my third retirement! LOL!
Joseph Botelho15
Working on one project at a time.
You are one clever and funny man, how you been buddy
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
ROFLMAO! I'm a wine fanatic, so please don't go giving my wife any ideas, tweetmaster! :)
James Bonham9
tweetsmaster
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.