Secret of the happy going marriage
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known ?Happy going marriage?.
Editor: ?Sir. It?s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible??
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: ?We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse?s back and said ?This is your first time ?.
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said ?This is your second time? and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!?
I shouted at my wife: ?What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy????
She gave a silent look and said: ?This is your first time!!!?
Husband: ?That?s it, and we are happily married ever after.?
Editor: ?Sir. It?s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible??
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: ?We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse?s back and said ?This is your first time ?.
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said ?This is your second time? and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!?
I shouted at my wife: ?What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy????
She gave a silent look and said: ?This is your first time!!!?
Husband: ?That?s it, and we are happily married ever after.?
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Comments (10)
Achmad S.7
Publisher
the tittle should be the secret of long marriage..
Bernadette Hinton4
Writer
I now see why some people stay married longer than others! Congradulations!
Edwar luismar Cariac...7
Recomiendo Inc
hola como estan todos
Shoaib S.6
Work Hard any Work Can do Your self
Thank For Interesting story :)
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
LOL I hope my wife doesn't ever tell me "This is your first time" :)
Ron Outlaw6
Consultant
Funny,but true...you have to know when to keep your mouth shut.
Mohann Krish6
lol! Good one.
Stanculovic Slavolju...7
very interesting and interesting
Sue and Shawn Kelly8
List Building Experts
That is funny. I wonder what they charged them for the dead horse. It probably put the price of the honey moon up quite a bit.
Scott Strawser6
Entreprenuer
Thank you for the insight... Scott